One of those days ...

Y'all.  I just can't get with the program today.  I'm two cups of coffee deep and still a Grumpy Gus.  I just can't even deal with today.

It's just one of those days ... you know?  Do you ever have one of those days?

Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to say eff it and go back to bed?

Do you ever have one of those days where you think to yourself, "Good gracious, I can't stand my kid's whining today?"

Do you ever have one of those days where you sit and cry because you actually said you couldn't stand your kid?

Do you ever have one of those days where you really contemplate spiking your coffee?

Do you ever have one of those days where everything annoys the crap out of you?  Like the air conditioner comes on and starts blowing on you and it instantly makes you through the roof annoyed.

Do you ever have one of those days where you chalk it up to being PMS? Except PMS isn't due for another few weeks.

Do you ever have one of those days where you're pissed off you can't blame it on PMS? Because then your just being a witch with a B.

Do you ever have one of those days where you want to punch opinionated know-it-all Moms in the face?  Wait, nevermind ... that's everyday.

Do you ever have one of those days where you can't wait to become a "No Pet" family?

Do you ever have one of those days where you sit and cry because you swore you wouldn't let a baby get in the way of your attention for your pets?

Do you ever have one of those days where you wish naps were longer than two hours?

Do you ever have one of those days where you wonder if Motherhood is really for you?

Do you ever have one of those days where your living room looks like Hurricane Katrina's aftermath and you still don't pick it up?

Do you ever have one of those days where the dishes are piled high in the sink leaving you with no clean plates, so you eat off of a paper towel instead of cleaning a plate?

Do you ever have one of those days where you get annoyed you can't afford a maid? That's probably everyday too.

Do you ever have one of those days where you wish bedtime was 3pm, but not for the baby, for yourself?

Do you ever have one of those days where you understood those days your Mother said she wanted to run away and not come back?

Do you ever have one of those days that you've said you wanted to run away and not come back?

Do you ever have one of those days where you realize you are being a Negative Nancy and things really aren't that bad?

Do you ever have one of those days where you realize your are just having "one of those days" and you'll survive?

Do you ever have one of those days where you dedicate an entire blog post to all things negative and hope no one judges you too badly for it?

Do you ever have one of those days where you really just don't care?

Yeah, me too.